physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
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