I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
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First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
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Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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