He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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