Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She bit a glass in half.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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