Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
she pinky promised me she was 18
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Randomize