I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
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I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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