Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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