Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I am midnight drunk by noon
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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