i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
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high people should be assigned attendants
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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