Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Vodka?
Forever.
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Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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