I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
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I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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