Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
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That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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