apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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