I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
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Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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