i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
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Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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