I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize