at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
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I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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