why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
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Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
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i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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