My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize