Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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