Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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