yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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