i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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