The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
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Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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