you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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