Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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