woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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