Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
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