So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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