If that was your dad, he is hot
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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