i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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