So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
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There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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