I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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