Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
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I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
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2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize