i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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