dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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