never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
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If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
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Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize