the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
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As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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