I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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