Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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