Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
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my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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