I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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