he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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