I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
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Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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