It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
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I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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