Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
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Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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