Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
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best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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