Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
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the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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