Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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