Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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